Dance, Monkey! Dance!

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We all know that every woman in the world hates the phrase, “Calm down.” But I have a phrase I hate even more:

“Just be funny.”

As if I have a choice in the matter! Here’s the thing: I’m not calm, nor am I funny right now. Tell me something to laugh about and I’ll make a joke.

Let’s see, should we laugh about ICE raids, bird flu, the dismantling of our government, the threat of a third DJT term, the absolute morons that are joining the cabinet, the cult members who bend themselves into pretzels to tell us that autistic people make Nazi salutes, the absolute loathing that the first family and the VP showed to a bishop who begged them to do what Jesus did, the devastation in LA, or the fact that a dozen of off-brand eggs are up to six bucks?

And that’s just the tip of the iceberg of HILARIOUS things that happened last week.

I mean, if MITCH FUCKING MCCONNELL is voting with the Dems, you know the end is near and that’s no laughing matter. Also, fuck you, Mitch. You are responsible for this shit and it’s too late now to think you can fix it.