If you’ve been around me at all in the last two years, then you’ve heard about Midlife Bites: Anyone Else Falling Apart, Or Is It Just Me?
You first heard about it because I was like, “You guys, I’m having a midlife crisis! What the fuck?” and then I was like, “You guys, I’m having a midlife crisis and you might be too!” and then I was like, “You guys, I’m going to write all about my midlife crisis!” and so I did.
And then a year ago this week the book came out and I was like, “You guys, I wrote about my midlife crisis and you should totally read it!” And so on and so on.
And then last month I was like, “You guys, my book has been nominated for a Goodreads Choice Award!” and then I was like, “You guys, it didn’t win, but it was an honor to be nominated.”
And now today I’m like, “You guys, in case you never got this book as an ebook now is your chance to get it for less than two bucks!”
That’s right. A whole ass book for less than two bucks. You can’t get much under two dollars these days. I did a quick search and here’s what I found:
Two things from The Dollar Store.
Great Value Cocoa Powder
Wet n Wild eyeliner
A pair of scratch-resistant wrap-around safety glasses.
Glade air freshener
Dog chew rope
Pineapple stress ball
Sour Patch Kids
Midlife Bites: Anyone Else Falling Apart, Or Is It Just Me?