People I Want to Punch in the Throat

People I Want to Punch in the Throat

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People I Want to Punch in the Throat
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Do You Think I Could Win a Reality Show?

Do You Think I Could Win a Reality Show?

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Jen Mann
Sep 26, 2022
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Do You Think I Could Win a Reality Show?
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The Hubs and I watch a lot of the reality shows on Netflix. We’re deeply invested in the relationships formed on “Love is Blind.” (We’ve watched every wedding and every reunion special. We keep tabs on the crazy ones on social media just to see if they’re stalking people. And we can’t wait for the first “Love is Blind Baby.” And when Shake said the only person he was attracted to on the show was Vanessa Lachey—who co-hosts with her HUSBAND—I screamed. The audacity.)

We’ve laughed (and marveled) at the elaborate makeup jobs on “Sexy Beasts.” (There is nothing sexier than a beaver trying to drink a whiskey around his giant buck teeth. And when they kiss in costume?! Dead. Also, have you noticed

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