I'm Hot

As in, I'm warm not good-looking. I mean, I'm cute, I guess. But "hot" is a bit much.

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Greetings from Satan’s Taint! I can already hear the folks in Las Vegas or Palm Springs rolling their eyes at my whining. But you guys KNEW what you were getting into when you moved there. You KNEW 3-digit summer days were a thing. I feel duped.

Last week I went to Seattle and I packed a SWEATSHIRT. I was like, “Oooh, it’…