People I Want to Punch in the Throat

People I Want to Punch in the Throat

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I'm Surprised Geraldo Rivera Didn't Host This Mystery

I'm Surprised Geraldo Rivera Didn't Host This Mystery

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Jen Mann
Oct 07, 2024
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A couple of days ago, I was getting ready to head to work and I decided that would be a good time to scroll TikTok. I know. What can I say? I like to multi-task. I like to curl my hair while someone talks about an alien invasion.

My for you page had done a noticable shift from the impending alien invasion to a murder mystery. Now, if you know me, you know that I consume true crime like it’s candy. I have no idea what my fascination is other than I think if I know enough I’ll be able to avoid being murdered? Who knows. All I know is TikTok was serving up a real mystery.

My problem was I’d come in on the END of the mystery. So, Katie is this lady in Columbus, Ohio and she popped up on my TikTok talking about how cops were digging up a bodyin her yard and she was freaking out. I stopped curling my hair and turned up the volume because did she just say cops were digging up a body in her yard? I decided to scroll back and see what Katie was talking about.

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