People I Want to Punch in the Throat

People I Want to Punch in the Throat

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I'm Thinking of Getting Bangs

I'm Thinking of Getting Bangs

and other terrible ideas I've had lately

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Jen Mann
Aug 13, 2024
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Someone stop me.

I’m thinking about getting bangs.

As you know, the last couple of weeks have been a shitshow and now that I’ve kind of come to terms with my new normal, I’ve got the start of school looming next week. Both kids start next week and I am NERVOUS. Not so much for Gomer. I think he’ll be fine. As long he goes to class and doesn’t forget to take insulin. But Adolpha on the other hand…SHE’S the reason I’m contemplating bangs.

I find that when I feel most out of control, I start to OVER control the things that I still have authority over.

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