People I Want to Punch in the Throat

People I Want to Punch in the Throat

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People I Want to Punch in the Throat
People I Want to Punch in the Throat
It's Magic Time!

It's Magic Time!

Are you ready?

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Jen Mann
Dec 19, 2022
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It’s the week before Christmas AKA my mom’s Super Bowl and I’m still losing at this whole magic thing.

When I started writing eons ago I had little kids who still believed in Santa (and that damn Elf) and I lost Santa presents and I had shitty decorations and I was exhausted trying to make it magical.

Now, 11 years later, I have two teenagers (one is an adult now) and you’d think my days of magic-making would be over. But you’d be wrong.

Shopping for presents has been difficult this year. Adolpha gave me

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