People I Want to Punch in the Throat

People I Want to Punch in the Throat

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It's Time for the No Pants Dance!

It's Time for the No Pants Dance!

That's right, it's back-to-school time.

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Jen Mann
Aug 23, 2024
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Do you hear that?

It’s the sound of a silent house. It’s just me and two dogs today for the first time in…well, a very, very, very long time.

The dogs are sleeping, so they’re quiet. All I can hear is the washing machine and the click-clack of my keyboard. I think this must be what heaven feels like. I want to turn on some music and do the no pants dance but I like the silence.

It’s quiet today because EVERYONE has gone back to school. That’s right. Even Adolpha is in school today.

I don’t want to jinx it by getting too excited, but I will tell you

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