People I Want to Punch in the Throat

People I Want to Punch in the Throat

J.D. Thinks Nazi "Kids" Are NBD

But What Does Usha Think?

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Jen Mann
Oct 17, 2025
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After all the crying and screaming the Republicans do about “Don’t call me a racist!” and “Don’t call me a Nazi!” another leaked group chat has come to the surface with Republicans showing they are…wait for it…of course, racist Nazis.

So, in case you missed this story in the midst of all the other horrific things happening in this country, a group of Young Republican leaders got caught dropping the N-word like commas and musing on the benefits of gas chambers. Now, when you see the word “young” and you hear J.D. “Couch Fucker” Vance scoffing at the thought that these “kids” are just behaving like regular silly kids, you might think, “Oh, were these high schoolers? Maybe even a college student or two mixed in there?”

NOPE.

These folks were in their 20s and 30s. Most of them hold real jobs in the world that impact our politics. Many of them are being groomed to be the next great hope for the Republican party. And, sadly, two of them are from my state. I say sadly, but I’m not surprised. One of them worked for Kris Kobach, who is really just better at keeping his racist, xenophobic, anti-semitic thoughts quieter than the fool who worked for him.

And, in case you were wondering if these assholes issued an apology, you can rest assured they did. In fact, their apology was so backassward and Republican-esque, I’m surprised they haven’t been offered cabinet positions yet. Their apology boiled down to: “Did I say some shitty things? Yes. And am I sorry? Of course! I am sorry that someone who I thought was equally shitty, and thus would be cool, leaked these messages. Fucking narc.”

Of course, I’m mad that these young leaders spoke like this, but honestly, I’m more angry with Vice President Couch Fucker. VP Couch Fucker just keeps defending this shit and it's getting on my last nerve.

May be an image of text that says 'Vice President JD Vance @VP Follow อุอรกตอทาม All this pearl clutching over some young men joking around in a private chat! These promising young Republicans shouldn't have their lives ruined over language that is frankly very tame compared to the banter you hear in the Oval Office every day 18:04 10/14/25 31M Views'

I wonder what dinner is like with his Indian-American wife, Usha, and their biracial kids after he’s gone on the Charlie Kirk Show to defend these Boy and Girl Wonders? Maybe he doesn’t have to defend it. Maybe Usha is down with it.

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