People I Want to Punch in the Throat

People I Want to Punch in the Throat

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Just Once I'd Like to NOT Be the Hot Mess Mom

Just Once I'd Like to NOT Be the Hot Mess Mom

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Jen Mann
May 01, 2023
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Apparently, today is College Decision Day or something like that. Of course, I did not get the memo and so I didn’t have a really cute or fun post ready to announce Gomer’s decision. In my defense, if I did anything cutesy for him, he’d probably move out in the night. Now, Adolpha on the other hand, I better start planning hers now because it will take 2 years of submissions and edits for her to finally sign off on an approved announcement.

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