Sh*t's Getting Real

I told you it was TMI

I warned you that I’m going to get a colonoscopy next week and so I’m taking you along for the ride! I’ve got an update!

I picked this up from the pharmacy today. I’m on a first-name basis with the pharmacist because my eyes are dicks and Adolpha’s brain is an asshole and Stan is high-strung and the Hubs has high blood pressure and Gomer…really only ever needs an antibiotic every now and again. Our insurance owes us money for Gomer’s good health!

Anyhoo, the pharmacist brought over this big ass bag and when she peeked inside she said, “Ohhh. Have you done this before, Jen?”