The Gym is Trying to Kill People...

of embarrassment

We are so close to the “new year, new me” bullshit that every January brings and I’m writing this as a PSA.

I know that a lot of us will resolve to get in better shape this year and we’ll join a gym. For me, it’s a huge waste of money because I’ll probably only go two times in the whole month of January. It will be “too cold” or I’ll be “too tired” or my…