The Olympic Village Should Be Renamed
to Pound Town
The summer Olympics are coming up fast and today I saw an article about the accommodations for the athletes. Specifically, the beds for the athletes. The beds are twin-size beds with cardboard frames that can only hold the weight of one person. The powers that be did this to dissuade the other hardcore Olympic competition: boning.
Apparently, it is a well-known thing that Olympic athletes come to the games to win a medal and to get it on. Not everyone can win, but they can all get laid. This pastime is so well known that the Paris Olympic Committee has ordered 300,000 condoms—that’s 2 per athlete per day.
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