People I Want to Punch in the Throat

People I Want to Punch in the Throat

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5 Things I Did Last Week

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Feb 25, 2025
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On Friday the Second Gentleman sent out an email to all federal workers demanding they reply with a list of 5 things they accomplished that week. He then tweeted on his cesspool-like platform that if an employee failed to respond to DOUCHE, oops, I mean DOGE, it would be considered a resignation.

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