Bathing suits have NO place in my wardrobe. #1-don't like to swim #2-Irish people incinerate in the sun #3-As I have aged--as people DO--my frame now resembles a set of tinker toys stuck together by a 3 yr. old who's stolen his mother's coffee. Vague recognized as human. Skinny. Pale. Watching the ground where I'm walking so I don't fall over and break ANOTHER fucking bone. On a side note, if you are ever in St. Louis, GO TO THE ZOO! It is bloody amazing.
Loving that you are on vacation and really not working! Enjoy it. You actually work a lot. I know you write about how you don't, but you do. Lol. Writing is harder than people think, and managing socials is too. Add your stand-up, & that mom job, and I need a nap thinking about it! Hope the zoo goes well, but if a monkey tries to take your purse or anything: please post the video that will exist.
I once traveled from Boise to Kansas City with my t-shirt on inside out and backwards. I didn’t notice it until I was getting into the rental car 5 hours later. In my defense, it was a plain white t-shirt and I got dressed at the ungodly hour of 4am to leave for the airport to make our 6am flight.
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It is such an amazing feeling to be able to ignore your ever-present to-do list when you’re on vacation! Good for you!
Side note--my wife and I live in OP, and I’m going to convince her that we should catch a comedy show of yours in the future, whenever that may be 😁
Great read Jen Mann! Bathing suit design is always odd. Most men's swimsuits have a mesh produce bag sewn into them.
Great relatable read, thanks for morning chuckle. 🤣
When are you coming to NJ?!
Hey I’m in San Diego! Welcome!
Omg you crack me up! I was smiling the whole time I was reading. Thanks for the smile ❤️
I love how you can make me laugh at the same time as I kind of cringe because I've done something similar 🤣 Enjoy your vacation!!
Bathing suits have NO place in my wardrobe. #1-don't like to swim #2-Irish people incinerate in the sun #3-As I have aged--as people DO--my frame now resembles a set of tinker toys stuck together by a 3 yr. old who's stolen his mother's coffee. Vague recognized as human. Skinny. Pale. Watching the ground where I'm walking so I don't fall over and break ANOTHER fucking bone. On a side note, if you are ever in St. Louis, GO TO THE ZOO! It is bloody amazing.
Loving that you are on vacation and really not working! Enjoy it. You actually work a lot. I know you write about how you don't, but you do. Lol. Writing is harder than people think, and managing socials is too. Add your stand-up, & that mom job, and I need a nap thinking about it! Hope the zoo goes well, but if a monkey tries to take your purse or anything: please post the video that will exist.
I once traveled from Boise to Kansas City with my t-shirt on inside out and backwards. I didn’t notice it until I was getting into the rental car 5 hours later. In my defense, it was a plain white t-shirt and I got dressed at the ungodly hour of 4am to leave for the airport to make our 6am flight.