Years ago, I learned about the FUPA for the first time. You can read all about it here. If you’re like me back then, you probably don’t know what a FUPA is, so I’ll give you a quick education. According to Google FUPA stands for “fatty upper pubic area.” I think it’s adorable that Google is keeping it all PG for everyone, because that’s not the P-word I was taught. Or maybe my friends are just crass? Don’t answer that.
Imagine if Donald had grabbed that p$$ . . . I mean, fupa! 🤣😂 As someone married to an EMT, you can NOT make shit up funnier than actual insanity.
What the hell goes on at White Sock games? In Philly, you can’t get the handout du jour until you are leaving the game - we threw snowballs at Santa can you imagine what some fans would do with a bobble head or a Gritty hula dancer figurine? Also, I was told ‘you have enough at home’ by the CVS clerk after he scanned my license when I tried to buy Advil cold & sinus last fall. Someone can own 50 guns but I can’t buy a 20 pack of cold medicine
Apparently the investigation is continuing! There was no gunshot residue on the woman they thought had smuggled the gun in and when they checked the security video, she did not set off the metal detector. The person who entered in front of her had a mobile phone in their pocket. Once the mobile phone was removed, the metal detector did not go off.
I do not think it would be possible to smuggle a fricking gun in a FUPA!
I'm trying to remember what Laurie Notaro called it... puffy upper vagina I think?
Also, was this chick from Chicago proper? Is it still illegal to own a firearm in city limits? I might be conflating several different things in my head.
That’s not the P word I was taught either! I will never not laugh at the word FUPA.
Oh. My. Whatever. There is just no fixin' dumbass stupid, is there? And I say that as someone who is trapped in Texas and surrounded (as soon as I leave the city limits) by 2nd-amendment imbecility and willful, happy ignorance. That idiot White Soxer can ( I'll say it, of course she is a White Sox fan...) stick a gun in her hoo-ha? That is some big-ass hoo-ha. Maybe she should consider laying off the cotton candy...
You are correct, we are going to pay for this. That selfish wench. I mean, even if she had a permit to carry a concealed weapon, how exactly did she plan to execute smooth retrieval and firing of the firearm? These idiots never think things all the way through.
I am aghast! There are no words to describe the expression my face is currently contorting itself into. What??!!
I can't help but wonder what else she had stowed in there that ultimately made the trigger move. Chopsticks? Slim Jims? A drum major's mace? Or maybe her FUPA is just inherently dexterous.
I am shocked that I am shocked. However being an Ohioan, I really want to hear more about you going to Columbus!
Best story ever! I have a funny story along these lines too. Maybe I'll see you again someday and I can tell you in person!
I certainly don't mean to spread misinformation, but I think I read that she was a teacher out with other teachers? I hope that's wrong. SMH