Archive - People I Want to Punch in the Throat

Yes, I Know A Lot of Stuff Happened Last Week, But I Have Bigger News

Yes, I know that a bunch of crazy shit happened last week. Like:

Jul 22 •

As in, I'm warm not good-looking. I mean, I'm cute, I guess. But "hot" is a bit much.

Jul 15 •

June 2024

Adolpha Tried to Bring Home an Eagle

Yesterday I took Hammy out for his morning constitution and he was immediately drawn to something in the grass. He was sniffing and pawing and kind of…

Jun 27 •

Another F*cking Guy

It's like Whack-a-Mole with assholes

Jun 20 •

It's June Already!

WTF happened to May?

Jun 14 •

"Troopah Proctah" is a Real Gem

And, "Bukake", his partner.

Jun 12 •

18:53

The Bermuda Triangle of Mysterious Butt Dials

Something is rotten in the state of Massachusetts

Jun 6 •

One Year of College and Gomer Still Can't Iron

Jun 3 •

May 2024

Money Can Buy Everything

Except common sense

May 28 •

Happy 100th Birthday, Disney!

You don't look a day over 65.

May 24 •

The Olympic Village Should Be Renamed

May 17 •

I live in Kansas City and we don’t have much going for us except a fairly decent football team.

May 15 •

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