Sitemap - 2023 - People I Want to Punch in the Throat

It's Time to Do All the Things

Can We Finally Talk About Saltburn?

Seas the Day!

Ladies, When Does the Revolution Start?

The 2023 News Cycle Is Out of Control

The Gym is Trying to Kill People...

Overachieving Elf on the Shelf Mommies

Baby, It's Cold Outside

Can We Talk About Madelaine Brockway, Please?

Chapter 17: This is Why You Should Always Trust Your Spidey Senses!

Holiday Gift Lists

Stuff This!

Looking for Love in the Internet Age

No More Ideas?

Not One Robe on This List!

I Don't Need Anything

Ugh. I Don't Want to Make a List.

Seriously. I Need That.

Chapter 16: TBD

So, There Was a Kerfuffle in Congress This Week

Apparently Self Defense is Assault

Tonight, Tonight!

It's Cake and Lottery Ticket Day!

I'm the Best!

My Neighbors Want to Punch Me in the Throat

I'm Fucking Hopeful

Let's Nest!

Please Call Me Professor Jen

AITA: Halloween Edition

My New TV Obsession

Don't F*ck With Moms

Chapter 15: The Tow Truck Guy Story

Taylor and Travis Sitting in a Tree?

Get Sh*t Done

Vacation is Over

Good News! I'm Still a Hot Mess

And Now I Know There is a Big Penis Defense

I Met My New Celebrity Bestie

Happy Saturday!

Is That a Gun in Your FUPA or Are You Just Happy to See Me?

I Guess He Still Needs Me

Are You a Bedroom Parent or a Living Room Parent?

I Don't Know What to Write About Today

This All Could Have Been Avoided if They'd Moved the Damn Boat

How Are You Doing?

Chapter 14: That One Time I Almost Lived with Someone's Crazy Grandma

From Libraries to Discipline Centers

They Come in Peace

I Saw the Barbie Movie

Can We Talk About Miranda Lambert?

I'm Going to Camp Again

It's Christmas in July!

Chapter 13: Serves Me Right For Trying to Do Something Nice

Are We Joining Threads?

Living with People I Want to Punch in the Throat Update

AITA: Sam's Club Edition

I "Had" to Go to Mexico, so I Bought a Bunch of Crap

NOT My First Video

The Titans of Tech Tussle

The Worst Way to Die

I'm Going Off the Grid

You Guys, Trump Could Still Be President

Chapter: When Adolpha Met Her Aunt Flow

Is Everyone Getting High Without Me?

Welcome Back, Batricia

We've Come So Far

My First Substack Video

It's Been a Hot Minute

Working 9-5

Dear Friend,

It's a Trifecta

When Facebook Friends Go Missing

Who Loves the Book Fair?

Did You Know the Dog Park is Just Like the Kid Park?

Just Once I'd Like to NOT Be the Hot Mess Mom

Several Updates

I'm Trying to Live in the Present

Happy National Bucket List Day

Home Again, Home Again

Everyone Laughed at Me

Did You Blink and Miss It?

Chapter: The Greatest City in the World My Ass

I Need to Update My F U List

Thank You, Thank You, Thank You!

Kids Are Dead Again

Chapter: My Coat Closet is Trying to Kill Me

51 Things I've Learned in 51 Years

My Advice for Taking Your Teenager to Mexico

It's Always Something with Gwyneth Paltrow

I'm Heeeeere!

I "Have" to Go to Mexico

I'm Putting on Pants

I am Shocked

Alex Murdaugh is Guilty

Chapter: The Sh*t My Mom Sells at Garage Sales

Stop Saying Women Are Past Their Prime

All the Zoom Details!

Don't Worry, I'm a Doctor

Happy Hour Zoom!

Be My Valentine...

Read ALL the Things

We Took a DNA Test and Found a Family Member

Chapter: That Time I Met Cindy Williams

I Need an IT Department

Nothing Else Matters

Reasons Why AI Won't Replace Me...

Hold Onto Your Pearls

Chapter: My Ego is Out of Control

Mom Is Still Sick

When Mom Gets Sick

Join my chat

Call Your Mother

Deal Alert!

Chapter: The One Joke the Hubs Asked Me to Stop Saying

A Day in the Life of Jen

End of the Year Wrap-Up